for my sister..

June 22nd, 2010

Needed something to distract my mind whilst on the way to the hospital, so grabbed a CD I haven’t listened to in a while.  It’s odd how you find things sometimes, I don’t think this could be more fitting:

You Always Believed – In This Moment

I think back on the years we shared
All the times you stood by me
All the pain you wiped away
All the things you ever said
I think back how you carried me
And you never once have doubted me
And you were my
My hero through it all

I thank you for the moments of your life
And never giving up on me

And you held me through it all
And you never let me fall
And you let me fly away
And you always believed

I think back how you overcame
All the times you could have slipped
The way you fought the winds of change
All the times your wings were clipped
You taught me how to reach the stars
You taught me how to heal my scars
And you were my
My hero through it all

I thank you for the moments of your life
And never giving up on me

And you held me through it all
And you never let me fall
And you let me fly away
And you always believed in me

I love you sis…

Monday mornings

June 7th, 2010

Are a bad time to poke at your mail servers to fix a performance issue, as it seems it co-incides with the day VMWare decides to mangle the VM description for the mail server you are fixing :/

To those people who I host mail for, sorry it will be back ASAP, just playing it safe with the email and making backup copies of the data before I mess with anything else.  Worst case this will be back up this evening some time.

Seagate unvails new Hybrid drives!

June 2nd, 2010

Well they did in May, but it was only a week or so ago :D

I was doing my bit to try and keep up with technology before end of play today and catching up with some online sites etc.  I meant to post this earlier but as usual forgot, discovering my own home PC had a dead drive reminded me (and also demonstrated that RAID 1 is not overkill on a home machine, system still up, I didn’t notice but there is a dead drive waiting to be replaced).

Back on track.

The boffins at SeaGate have been fiddling and produced a new line in Hybrid SSD drives.  The drive combines a small SSD drive and a regular spindle drive.  Idea being that the drive is intelligent enough to recognise high frequency random IO and store it on the SSD, thus next time you come to load your OS/common Apps the reads hit the SSD and not thrash on the spindle.

This is a top idea in my book, if the SSD fails no worries your data is on the spindle anyway and you now just have a regular 7200 RPM drive.  Kinda like intelligent and large (4GB) persistent cache.

Seagate SSD Hybrid drive

If you would rather make use of your existing drive, but have a similar feature in your desktop machine, there is a handy looking doodad over at Scan for not a lot of money:

HDD Boost

Although you would need to also provide your own SSD to couple with your regular HDD.

It all comes back

May 18th, 2010

Weird huh…

I have an idea for a project I want to do, probably not terribly exciting to most but it is to me.  It has been quite a while since I got my hands dirty with any kind of code, and I do miss the days when I would have my head deep in C repeatability banging my head against a -Wall until I found the typo (you see what I did there :D ).

The other thing I miss, well hard to miss what you never really got chance to do is OO.  Yup Object Oriented Programming.  Once the penny dropped at uni I loved it, and have always since wanted to play with classes more, so this project is going to be OO damnit!

Which leads me back to the title of this post.  Whilst pondering how to tackle the task at hand my old friend OO waved at me and makes a lot of sense.  I will be aquiring XML, breaking it into chunks and storing its gooey middle bits in a database.  The XML driver I will be using is heavily OO already so using OO myself only makes more sense.  So of I went to learn how to do OO in PHP (its a web project so shush), 5 minutes later and I had the syntax, now just the planning of objects to do.

Planning the objects is the most dull and interesting part for me, lots of pondering, trying to work out program flow whilst considering inheritance etc.  Which is where a lot of my uni work came back to me, I remember the fun I had building abstract classes to act as interfaces in objects allowing them to work with all kinds of magical objects later in life.  Once I get the free time I think I will be sat frantically scribbling with bits of paper and cards planning out my flow charts and object relationships (I might call one Maude :) )

BT’s fail, conclusion

May 10th, 2010

Got my 1st bill today, which is when I was told that I could ring up and use the magical VOL number I was given.  Turnes out the guy was more of an arse than I thought and gave me a duff reference!

Anyway, called up, got a real VOL number, and a £40 credit to my account for the line rental of the 1st 3 months.

I also pointed out that their online system was screwed as I selected paperless billing and they have me on paper billing.  The chap too my username for the online interface, nothing unusual there.. then asked for my password…. “Wait, are you just logging into it to change it?”, “Yes sir, this is the only way I could check it and set it for you”…. *FACEPALM* I thanked him and told him I would simply do it myself as I am not giving my password out to anyone.

Epic smoking fail and Lazyness

May 3rd, 2010

I get back to my flat with my Ikea gubbins and the extortionate Maplin stuff (they wanted £20 for a 1m digital phono – phono cable.. no I didn’t buy one, I giggled lots).  Had to make two trips from the car to my flat.  So big heavy shelving 1st then back for the gifflar and maplin bits.

As I was opening my front door I heard the lift close behind me and decend, this it will only do if someone calls it from a lower floor, I look round to see it stop at the first floor… I had to stand and watch just to see, but yep, someone on the 1st floor is sufficiently bone idle to use the lift to get down 1 floor to the groundfloor! YE GADS!

When I was on my way back with my second lot of stuff from teh car I accidentally clipped the 2nd floor button (me being on the 3rd), so the lift naturally stopped at 2 first.  As I lent forward to press the closedoors button (got bored of waiting), the lift filled with the stench of smoking!! the lift opens into the hallway shared between all the flats on that floor! and the hallway smelt bad enough that the lift filled with the smell in seconds!  I wonder if someone is smoking in the hallways rather than their own flat or someone is really going for it and the smell is escaping!

GRIM anyway.  Thankfully the same is not true on my floor.

Aston-under-lyne Ikea

May 3rd, 2010

WTF!

I know they are purposfully confusing, but lifts that have one set of buttons on one side of the lift and the other set on the other side.  Not a full set on either, one lot goes to one floor the other lot other floors!

When I get in with my trolley as I knew I was collecting large long boxes as I had chosen online using their website checked stock etc, I find I have to go through the checkouts the wrong way to get into the warehouse! now all the Aisle locator machines are at the other end of the warehouse!

Arse about tit or what!  Just because they seem to want everyone to walk through the store!! ARGH!

BT and their epic fail

April 22nd, 2010

So, new house (flat), new phone line.  Let the battle commence.

I moved in on the 29th of March, so I thought I would get stuff rolling ASAP and ordered online via BT’s website my shiny new phone line.  The box is already in, marked with “Openreach”, extensions in, so a simple jumper job I thinks…

I select paperless billing, I get a letter from them telling me I have chosen paper billing!! ok, fair enough.

It also says an Engineer visit for the 20th of April, not quite sure why I have to wait almost a month! but hey ho.  I book the time off work, sit in and wait between the allocated times (8am – 1pm, larger than most peoples half day :/)  No show.  So I ring to ask whats going on as the line is still dead, chap on the phone tries to fob me off at every turn.  I am told work at the exchange has been completed and my line will be active by midnight that night.

Next morning, 7AM, line still dead.. pretty sure this is after midnight too.. so get in work and ring up BT again.  This time get a much more helpful guy, who once again apologises and rings Openreach, this time.. underground routing issues, line will be up by the end of business today..

This morning 7AM, line still dead.. starting to feel quite familiar.  Ring BT again, 1st off it takes me through the automated phone system, which includes an advert about the world cup read/shouted by a man in a shower cubicle it sounds like, then after poking at the damn thing I get told the lines arn’t open yet! ARGH.  Ring back a few minutes later get through and am now told that the issue is at the exchange.  He didn’t seem to happy when I suggested they were using some random excuse generator.  Apparently I was sent a text to inform me of the delay.. none recieved, and the engineer will call to let me know when he is coming to the property to check the line.  I then pointed out I am at work (why is it service companies don’t seem to grasp that to pay for them people must work?) and was helpfully told that if I was not present at the property I would have to rebook an engineer visit and be charged for the missed appointment!  All kinds of NO!  Especially after them wasting my time!

I have this horrible vision of them lifting two install charges from my bank via DD now and refusing to return the money.

Why can nothing ever be simple and as its described?

A new home

March 27th, 2010

On Friday I collected my keys. I am now the proud owner of a shiny new flat not too far from the centre of Manchester.

It is somewhat daunting however, bills and mortgage ontop of debt and living :/ if I have done my maths right, then the savings should offset the increased costs….. I hope :)

First order of the day however is getting flooring installed. I wasn’t early enough to buy to be able to specify any options, so I have what is called “builders finish” as a floor at the moment. Tomorrow sees my dad and I taking on the job of laying lamminate and vynal flooring. Hopefully all be done, and I can start the moving in process proper.

Going to be a long, stressful day, and costly :/ being a Sunday also limited time wise for raiding diy stores. I have taken Monday off work too so I can spenc that whole day moving and fitting things.

Exciting and daunting at the same time.

To Italia (and back)

March 23rd, 2010

I have just returned from my 1st ever trip to Italy!  Very interesting it was too.  First thing we noticed is that the lovely Northern weather I am used too has hardened us Brits to a more cool climb, so we got a few strange looks as we swanned around in just T-shirts whilst the locals shivered under layers and with thick scarves :D   (the word ‘Nesh’ was also used a lot :D )  As always cultural ambassadorial duties were not overlooked :D

First course of duty was to goto the Italian JagFest organised by Marco.  Much Atari goodness was beheld and his rather impressive shop and collection of all things computer game related! impressive.

Food was consumed, it has to be said Italian food, is very good, although their Pizzas only seem to come in one size.. HUGE, and made of NOM :D   Pizza hut is NOTHING like real Italian pizza, no where near.  The 3-4 foot long Pizza’s we had for Lunch were impressive (I didn’t get a pic :( ) those were shared :P

As we all know Italian beer is like flavoured tap water to the cultivated British taste buds, so Gaz and myself undertook a mission to deplete the stock of Guinness in the local Irish bar whilst Mike tackled the Erdinger.

Second and best (for me) was meeting my long time On-line chums from WoW.  Franco, Piero and Nic are quite simply the nicest blokes you could hope to meet, and completely bonkers :) was more like meeting old friends than meeting friends for the 1st time, much more delicious food was consumed (the three Italians worked their way through a local Zoo I think :) ) and much Vino was drunk.  After goodbyes more Guinness in the Irish bar and bad… followed by the WORST Hangover I have had in years, and most of the next day going missing :)

Unfortunately due to various issues (like the hangovers and illness) we didn’t get to see them again the next day, although promises were made to come over to the UK for our next guild meet :D I didn’t forget lads :D   Look forward to seeing you again.

Soon enough it was time to head home and here I am writing this as I upload the pics.  Its been must be nearly 12 hours of travel time and I haven’t shaved in days (bloody silly airplane carry on laws).. So now the pics are up I think I will go and get a nice long shower and trim my face off :D

Pics here http://www.linkovitch.me.uk/gallery/italy201003

Storage Jenga

March 10th, 2010

If you look after storage arrays you may have come to a situation like this.

You have a disk array, you want to turn it off (for whatever reason, age, replacement, it smells of old cheddar.. whatever).  Alas there is some customer still using a portion of it, you now need to wait for them to leave before you can decommision it.

Well I have had an idea to ‘help’ them in their exodus from the shelf.  Quite simply you enact storage Jenga.  How does this work?  easy, every day/couple of days/ weeks  (depending on your desired timescale/array size), you send a member of staff to site, once on site, that member of staff removes, physically a single disk from the array and leaves.  Now the customer has a chance of surviving this, depending on your configuration and hot spares, but each disk removed increases their odds of goodbye :)

I imagine this will work with maximum excitement with RAID 10 arrays with a couple of hot spares, possibly pulling a disk JUST before the time it takes to rebuild the hotspare :)

Wonder if management will let me try it some time? Hmmmmm :D

Bizarre dream

March 4th, 2010

I am sure everyone has strange dreams, but this one seems to have stuck even after waking.. anyway..

1st off it started in a Cats & Dogs way with talking dogs seemingly trying to sort something (not all the details are still there), these later became actual people.  I think at the point of transition, a white poodle whith a pink mohecan was found dead, drowned.. after this people seem to be the main characters.

The drowning seemed to stick, and ended up with people seeming to flit between two realities, one where everything was normal, the other where there was no atmosphere, just water.  However the two bled together causing the sight of people ’swimming’ in air and drowning.  Later one it transpired that looking in though a window at a certain temperature would cause the reality flip!

Someone gets killed, someone else gets blamed and there is now a seeming battle between red and blue armies (denoted by their uniforms being red and blue, and their dugouts being painted in their colours!).  Possibly leading on for the killed person or something, kinda just flipped.

Lots of running and then someone saying “The Owl is coming!” and “The Owl has returned”.  cut to an over city view of red and blue dugouts converging on a single point where ‘The Owl’ is and is kicking bottom!  The Owl in this case would be of the AtariOwl variety (I know because I saw him).

I then woke up wondering what the hell, but also.. COOL! :D

Well it was entertaining at least :D

Not to be out done

February 20th, 2010

Spotted that mr slick had posted an update from his blackberry wordpress app, so not to be out done I am posting this from my iPhone wordpress app :)

Nothing much to put, well I suppose there is but nothing in a sensible mental format at the moment :)

Merry(?) xmas

December 25th, 2009

This is going to be my 1st xmas away from the kids, up until a few days ago all was fine.  Not so much now, I see why this is said to be the hardest time of year for parents away from their kids.

Back from Germany

November 11th, 2009

Spent last weekend in Koln, Germany with friends.  Main reason for going was the european JagFest in Kaarst on the Sat, but we padded it out a few days either side turning it into a long weekend and more of a holiday.

The event was superbe, my comedy German phrases seemed to both work and be understood as well as giving everyone a giggle.  Bonus.  I didn’t win anything (again) but did get to catch up with friends and some retro authors I respect (snagging a copy of S.Quornhorsts game Encaved for the 2600).  Also almost begging Matthias Domin to sell his new game :D

No plans for the next few days, other than meeting up with an old WoW ex-guild mate who is German, so back to the bar for an early night.  Turns out my most used German phrase is not only funny but an excellent ice breaker, and we ended up joining up with a group of ladies also staying in the hotel, and much mirth and idiocy was had.

A trip around the chocolate mueseum, some mighty tastey epic Bockwurst, big catch up with friends, and back to the hotel, where the nights plans for Karaoke had been canceled due to sleepy ladies (someone kept them up until 5am the night before!).  Bit of out of the box thinking and we soon had the hotels iMac as a stand in for a Karaoke machine, with YouTube as a source for lyrics and music.  There was much rejocing, well not from Mike, but it was a good giggle and much fun was had by all the other singers until the interwebs broke :(

Not so late a night for me, which was good as the following day was the trip home and having to drive from Luton airport.

Can’t wait to go again. Ich Lieben Deutschland :D

Been a while, been some changes

October 4th, 2009

Its been quite a while since I wrote on this blog, partly that was due to the FaceBook abomination (hate it but, well, its becoming an annoyingly common part of life).  Still its not as permanent as a blog, and well I like owning my own thoughts thank-you-very-much so I am not getting rid of this just yet :D

As well as those changes, life itself has been somewhat complicated, the most complex portion of this being my home life.  I am not going to go into any detail, not everything needs to be on the net for the world to read, but suffice to say I have seperated from my wife and am now lodging with an old friend who very generously has allowed me into is home (cheers mate, massively appreciated and huge help).  Things are different but thankfully amicable between myself and my ex, she is being very good about the whole thing and we are both getting on with our lives.  The kids are naturally the biggest concern and both myself and my ex are taking every measure to ensure they are not ill-affected by all this.  Little man was concerned that the internet would go away and the PS3 taken.. *wipes tear* that’s ma’ boy :D   he has his priorities sorted.. good lad.

Work is going immensely well, and I am finding my place in life again.  Hopefully I will get back into all the things that interest me over the next few months and find time to comment on them here.  There are so many groups of individuals who have helped me come though this difficult period with their support, kind words and thoughts.  Big thanks to my WoW Guild Fallen-Shadow and to my Jaguar related friends whom have been a big help (special shout to GazTee for getting me to Watchmen with Dave Gibbons and JFUK’09  cheers m8)

Now, ONWARDS!

IPv6

July 28th, 2009

Decided to take the plunge and get this setup on my own little slice of interwebs. Have been chatting to a colleague about the joys and the problems that lie ahead. So rather than wait until they bite me in the arse at work, I am making use of my colo :D (sorry for those who suffer hosting outages because of it.. but it really is for the best :D ).

Alas however it would seem that one major problem I need to address is my secondary DNS server which resides off my work network, a paid for VM. As it uses virtuozzo for its virtualisation I am told by the nice chaps at 1&1 that its not possible to have IPv6. The kernel that it presents to its VMs is a 2.6.9 and has no IPv6 module :( They of course did not use this as an opportunity to try and up-sell me a root server package.. oh no.. of course not…

Well until I get my finger out and move that VM somewhere else at least I can get the rest of it happily co-existing in IPv6 and IPv4 space.. I hope. Today was fun, got myself a /48 from SixXS.net and once I figured out that deleting the multicast link addresses from the interfaces was bad (NUBTARD!) I was soon happily pinging google from my server. Huzzah!

Hopefully tonight I can improve the config to ensure the servers keep their addresses on reboot and can start seeing about getting me some traffic over those there links. None of this crazy auto address stuff for me thanks, I want to be able to remember my v6 addresses :D

Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds

June 15th, 2009

Managed to grab some tickets to see this show which I have heard several people raving about. Looks like I just managed to get the tickets in time, as they were pretty good seats, same level as the stage pretty much and to the side. Looking at the floor-plan of the Liverpool Echo I honestly thought we would be sat right at the side of it, thankfully we were not, and had a great view of the whole stage.

Never having been to this kind of show before, I was expecting something more along the lines of a play, rather than a band and singers. So was a little unsure at 1st. However that soon changed once it kicked in. It was very impressive and awe inspiring, didn’t find myself bored at all. Pretty much whistled by!

Really impressed with the stamina of the musicians, and the quality. Superbe! Told the story really well, and although the CGI was cheesy as hell, I can let it pass, not sure if its intentionally bad or not, but it worked. (PS3 or X-box 360 could have produced better in real time tbh).

Very enjoyable night out it was. Added to the awe of the show was also the pure hilarity of idiots and completely un-courteous fools in a full carpark. One women who we spotted on arrival taking 6+ attempts to reverse into a parking space (no car in either space to her sides), subsequently stalled the lift not once, not twice but 3 times! Later on leaving she was cursing every car that didn’t give HER sole right of way and nearly crashed into 2 or 3 others. I just sat and actually laughed (as Diane can attest) at the ballet/dodgems of people battling to get out NOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!

But that aside (I expected parking drama tbh.. in their credit Liverpool Echo parking staff I think did a top notch job of keeping it going as smoothly as they could) top night out, go and see it if you can.

From the mouth of babes

June 2nd, 2009

Ah they learn so quickly. Had a complaint from Monkey (aged 7) that his younger sister Froo (5.5) had called him (and I quote) “an ignorant pig” :D

Sometimes I wonder just how old she really is :)

Curreh

June 2nd, 2009

I few weeks ago.. well months really we arranged a regular social team event. Namely goto the local (to work) curry emporium (The Copperpot) for a team curry. Turns out the currys (by my reconning are rather nice), the service is pleasant and the establishment is clean and well looked after.

Food is good, you get a complimentary glass of wine (I imagine its nothing amazing, but its nice) and the bill comes with after eights and brandy :)

After weeks of training, building my curry-foo, tonight was the night I was going for it, I was going to have a Vindaloo. Having only ever heard the hype of the Vindaloo I was a little worried but egged myself on due to Ade claiming he would match me curry for curry.

I think both myself and Ade were a little concered with what we had done as we finished off the popadums and sauce tray. Thankfully when our lamb Vindaloos arrived, they were not as hot as we had (or my youth had told me) expected. There was deffinately potency there, hopefully it was my training allowing me to tase it, but it was full of flavour and had heat on my whole tongue and a little at the back of the throat. Both myself and Ade finished it all without issue. So my 1st ever Vindaloo, sorted. I can now start to roam the rest of the rather large menu they have at the Copperpot.

(yeah I want a chufty badge, I ate a vindaloo :) )