{"id":755,"date":"2009-10-04T15:53:53","date_gmt":"2009-10-04T15:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/?page_id=755"},"modified":"2010-02-08T14:40:53","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T14:40:53","slug":"house-rules","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/house-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"House Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the beginning it was good, things were simple.\u00c2\u00a0 A new place to reside located, and agreeable.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally the questions of &#8216;House Rules&#8217;\u00c2\u00a0 arose, and simplicity itself, there were &#8216;none&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then 5 minutes later they began:<\/p>\n<p>1) No walking around naked<\/p>\n<p>2) (hot) Visitors should bring cake<\/p>\n<p>3) No Pet Christians<\/p>\n<p>4) No punching the TV<\/p>\n<p>5) No washing of dishes in the washing machine<\/p>\n<p>6) No potato cannons<\/p>\n<p>7) No poaching mini-eggs in the Microwave<\/p>\n<p>7.5) No poaching of any confectionery eggs of any kind<\/p>\n<p>(Each rule is on the whole created shortly after a comment or suggestion made by myself&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>(Rule 2 is due to the very awesome Erin bringing cake \ud83d\ude00 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the beginning it was good, things were simple.\u00c2\u00a0 A new place to reside located, and agreeable. Naturally the questions of &#8216;House Rules&#8217;\u00c2\u00a0 arose, and simplicity itself, there were &#8216;none&#8217;&#8230; Then 5 minutes later they began: 1) No walking around naked 2) (hot) Visitors should bring cake 3) No Pet Christians 4) No punching the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/house-rules\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">House Rules<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":770,"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/755\/revisions\/770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.linkovitch.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}